Work Humor: 8/8/2012
August 8, 2012 2 Comments
Over the last four years, I have turned in hundreds of applications. These days, most don’t even bother with a rejection letter response. However, some do, and this week’s work humor entry is targeted at a clever turn about on a company’s rejection.
203 Wall St.
New York, NY 10015
Dear Mr. Conners,
Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Company 203′s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
- Job Hunt Survival: Is a Rejection Letter Really the End of the World? (michellereed.org)
- Rejection letters are funny (traceybaptiste.wordpress.com)
- The Rejection Letter and what it means. (aherculeaneffort.wordpress.com)
- Rejection (jimcantwell1.wordpress.com)